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Postby Jojo on Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:27 pm

nincompoop - nice word. I looked up its etymology and found even more great words:

From Latin non compos mentis ‎(“not of sound mind”).
Synonyms: (foolish person): dunderhead, fop, fool, imbecile, fuckwit

aha, ok :)
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:58 pm

desert_woodworker wrote:Here in U.S.A, there are worries of nincompoops becoming President.


Funny thing about that is if he doesn't become President, many will be relieved, but not long after people will start to worry about the one in charge who did become it (perhaps even worse), a good politician seems to be a contradiction in terms.

In any way, when will you guys ever kill the whole Democrats vs Republicans thingy, just all be independents, and kill the lobbying perhaps? :PP:

Whoever wins, it's always in bad taste, corrupt, nothing to cheer about in my view.
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:00 pm

Guo Gu wrote:hope you all are well...
guo gu


Always Sir, always.
Hope you are too.
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Re: play

Postby Guo Gu on Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:17 am

iag.... my friend.
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Re: play

Postby partofit22 on Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:45 am

fukasetsu wrote:
desert_woodworker wrote:Here in U.S.A, there are worries of nincompoops becoming President.


Funny thing about that is if he doesn't become President, many will be relieved, but not long after people will start to worry about the one in charge who did become it (perhaps even worse), a good politician seems to be a contradiction in terms.

In any way, when will you guys ever kill the whole Democrats vs Republicans thingy, just all be independents, and kill the lobbying perhaps? :PP:

Whoever wins, it's always in bad taste, corrupt, nothing to cheer about in my view.


I'm not concerned so much about who wins or what will happen after they do because so much is happening right now- Opium production is up so heroin overdoses are on the rise as well as gun related violence- But I do think having only two main parties as we do creates a lot of political polarization, which is nothing to cheer about..
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Re: play

Postby Avisitor on Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:58 am

There has never been more desire to have (someone voted in to be president that would bring about) a positive change
It started with (George Washington, in the beginning and now it is with Obama) me?. Who keeps doing the same thing and expecting different outcome?
Yeah, that's me. But, guess it takes a long time before the outcome will be different? So, do I abandon this conduct for something else?
Or, do I continue and wait for a change to happen.

Oh, wait, what were we talking about again?
Practice or voting for president??
Disclaimer: There is no intent to be offensive in my posts. None was intended and none should be interpreted as such.
Sorry, got a message that I was not being PC.
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:47 am

partofit22 wrote:I'm not concerned so much about who wins or what will happen after they do because so much is happening right now- Opium production is up so heroin overdoses are on the rise as well as gun related violence- But I do think having only two main parties as we do creates a lot of political polarization, which is nothing to cheer about..


Yeah we currently have all seats divided between 16 parties or fractions, not that we don't suffer from indecisions but that's because we don't have a clue what to do, it's not because we are boycotting each other due to party politics. It's the same here, they talk endlessly what needs to be done before the elections, but once elected it's indecision time, or making the wrong decision time, but I guess that's a global phenomena in every country.
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:30 am

i found this a few weeks ago on the net..i still laugh when i re)member( it

Kung Fu is the art of trying to find the best position to get into while taking an ass beating. That's why I quit Kung Fu! My Teacher made me think I was invincible with his fake punches and kicks so I went out and started a fight with one of those guys at that muscle beach place in Cali, that's when I learned the best fighting style for me was "crouching tiger hidden foot up my ass". I went back to that Kung Fu school and got my money back. They were handing out black belt like candy in that damn place. How did I get my money back you ask? After that muscle beach guy kicked my ass into a permanent purple state he felt sorry for my purple ass and offered to help get my money back. Take it from a Kung Fu Grand Master after 6 weeks of intense training, that shit is fake!!!
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Re: play

Postby Guo Gu on Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:44 pm

kung fu... that reminds me of meditation. it is also useless if one can't integrate it to life. :lol2:

i hope everyone's doing well these days, despite the ups and downs and calamities in our sociopolitical world.

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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:48 pm

lol Roshi, i was just reading this thread and wanted to post look at a muscle beach guy purpling asses on the first pages, lool, thank you

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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:58 pm

LOL this is y zfi rocks!
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:57 pm

LOL LOL LOL ROSHI, how u managed to post such a simple answer only just a few min b4 i started posting about the muscle guy beating some1ns ass into a permanent purple state on the beginning pages of this thread, is beyond me, and i thought i see 2 much, and so kept my eyes lowered, lol thnx 4 this again LOL, some muscles, LOL
Thank You :rbow:
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:00 pm

\LOL/

sry for playing this fiddle again, but now that i revisited this again, i cant stop laughing again
loool

i think that the Kung Fu Grand Master of the "crouching tiger, hidden foot up my ass" style was quite brave to pick out the toughest guy on the beach, and really lucky that the muscle guy had compassion, and a sense of humor! LOL THNX

anyone post some more playful stuff?
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Wed Jun 28, 2017 6:59 am

LOL LOL
tnx 2 Seeker 242
Kill a cat, with a dried shit stick, under a cypress tree in the courtyard, while eating three pounds of flax! Only a cow goes Moooo!

lol :lol2:

(im just not so sure about the cow..)

may i ask, can someone help, is there a zen jokes, zen picture jokes, cartoons..
thread somwehere here (lol), and if so could u point to it??? thanx!
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Re: play

Postby macdougdoug on Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:21 am

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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:16 pm

Guo Gu wrote:kung fu... that reminds me of meditation. it is also useless if one can't integrate it to life. :lol2:


:lol2:
So true.
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:18 pm

well tahnk you very much fukasetsu! 4 bumping up this thread, it surely is 1 of my favorites
so ill try to distil it to GG Roshis questions...from just the begining pages, not everything from them either.. thnx fukasetsu!
GG
the valley is wide open!
who wants to play?
jump right in!
then take care of it!
just be here.

Kojip wrote:
sweet dreams
in the open valley
a million tons
yet weightless

GG
in dream there's no heavy or light. wake up!

fukasetsu wrote:
I would like to play
but the mountain critters
wont let me pass.

GG
give 'em a :hugs:

ed blanco
I never stopped playing
For now I'll sit and watch
Maybe a dip in the river

GG
play!

fukasetsu wrote:
Difficult to hug a ghost....

GG
who says?!
practice to be more congruent then, day and night, asleep and awake.

Anirukta wrote:
Brother fukasetsu speaks about the 4th state, neither deep sleep, nor dream, nor wakefulness -- turiya.

GG
still dreaming.

..and so on and on a little dharma book!
and when GG posted a minute or two before i started posting on kung fu on d last page, boy was i surprised!
Than You Guo Gu Roshi!
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:38 pm

Out of Respect for Guo Gu Roshi, i will TRY to answer nearly every qustion he posed in the Play thread, and even a few of his comments. i have no idea if im foolish or am i stupid, there is no third...

the valley is wide open!
who wants to play?
jump right in!
then take care of it!
just be here.

aaaAAAA....1, aaaaAAAA....2, aaaaaaaAAAAA.....3,....HOP!

I never stopped playing
For now I'll sit and watch
Maybe a dip in the river
play!

ta ta ta ta na nam ta ta ta na nam :party:

Difficult to hug a ghost..
who says?!

mmmm HUG :hugs:

no valley
no wide narrow open closed
who indeed
gotta keep going.

one step uh ah uh ah one step uh one step, uh ah uh ah..

Before anything to appear, you need to be there to appear to
is there? is there?

heya, im here! im here! heya!! :Pick Me!:

Guo Gu... should the sword always be raised?
no, a gentle (golden) breeze would do..
.
floating glidind floating gliding

well, a fart would do too! a fart can blow a person from one side of the river to another... get a person all bent out of shape.

ffFFFRRRRRRRRT.. AHAHAHAHAHA....frt..AHAHA...frt.. frt

Are we "on a roll" with the cat theme, yet?
nanquan would have cut the cat in two..... :lol2:
you can even cut it via the internet!

meeuuuww meeuuuuw .....SLASH!

thirty blows!

ouch! ouch! ouch! hey! ouch! ouch! OUCH!! OUCH! OUCH!...

when self-attachment, self-referentiality is absent, humility is the natural state of being. does that qualify as being "spiritual/zen/philosphical" topic talk?

im sooo sorry im sorry im realy sorry please please forgive me please!!

vroom vroom...
vroom vroom...
fuki comes
fuki goes
vroom vroom...
vroom vroom...
does he come?
does he go?

VROOOOM VROOOOM VRRRROOOOOM, HEYA!
VROOOOM VRRROOOOM VVRRROOOOOOOOM BY BY!

born, unborn--already seen.
dying, reviving--just a dream.

TYPING TYPING TYPING...

?????????????
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:58 am

Nice summary bokki, where do you get the energy for that or does it come "natural" :lol2:

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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:59 am

Thank you fukasetsu! 4 bumping up this thread again, it is my fav, the likes of which i have not seen on the net.
where do you get the energy for that

1. Out of respect for Guo Gu Roshi, what is a half hour of copy paste compared to a life time of dedication to dharma, and his effort to express live words for our sake.
2. GG said : play. so i played a little...i dont think my comments are valid, espesialy the cat, i may have cut that one in two. but im proud of the fart, lol
3. i was reading this thread, and inspired to search for a piece i read afew weeks ago and post it here...
by bokki on Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:30 am
i found this a few weeks ago on the net..i still laugh when i re)member( it
Kung Fu is the art of trying to find the best position to get into while taking an ass beating. That's why I quit Kung Fu! My Teacher made me think I was invincible with his fake punches and kicks so I went out and started a fight with one of those guys at that muscle beach place in Cali, that's when I learned the best fighting style for me was "crouching tiger hidden foot up my ass". I went back to that Kung Fu school and got my money back. They were handing out black belt like candy in that damn place. How did I get my money back you ask? After that muscle beach guy kicked my ass into a permanent purple state he felt sorry for my purple ass and offered to help get my money back. Take it from a Kung Fu Grand Master after 6 weeks of intense training, that shit is fake!!!

later that day i was reading this thread again, and was tickeled to post :"look at a muscle beach guy beating asses into a permanent purple state", so i loged in and just b4 i started, look, theres that muscle guy!! posting. that really cought me by surprise. the spontanious flow of live dharma, imho
Guo Gu on Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:44 pm
kung fu... that reminds me of meditation. it is also useless if one can't integrate it to life. :lol2:

by bokki on Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:48 pm
lol Roshi, i was just reading this thread and wanted to post look at a muscle beach guy purpling asses on the first pages, lool, thank you

so all that said, out of reaespect 4 GG, and his wish that we play.
thnx fukasetsu! maybe GG or any1 can post more playful stuff...
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