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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:49 pm

Joy Sympathetic
and
Joyous Sympathy
had a
child
and named him
Kom Pa Shawn


lol
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burst into flames

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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:09 pm

and joyous is in the hospital now
about 2 poop her second 1(lol)
a girly
they want 2 name her
entropic empathy
hmm ok
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:32 pm

three little pigs
by mme

so, 3 little pigs are,
while resting after a mud game,
wisely musing..

first pig:
"Pig!I just don't want to be a pie,
i'm so nice and plump, too young to die,
wouldn't it be a shame and blaming cry!
I dream of dying like a proud swine,
to get fat id have all the needed time,
or happy with his love life a smiling boar,
idk which, the vet has not said yet..
but, not as a pig! Pig!"

second pig:
"You foolish piglet! Its your karma, your destiny! Accept it without regret, and be happy if you feed people, your sacrifice will lead you to be reborn as a precious human, so you may eat pork too! So don't squeal, and boar up fast!"

third pig:
"When i die and they process me, id like to be eaten by as many monks as possible!"

1 & 2 pigs:
"What! Blasphemer! Why Monks?? They wouldn't touch your meat! A joke, or what!!"

third pig:
"Yes, but those would have to be some very special monks, wouldn't they?"
Another log on the fire,
10,000 frogs singing in the rain
burst into flames

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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:36 pm

altho
d other
night
i heard d best 1 ever

d Buddha apperas in the world

l h
o m
l m
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