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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:49 pm

Joy Sympathetic
and
Joyous Sympathy
had a
child
and named him
Kom Pa Shawn


lol
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:09 pm

and joyous is in the hospital now
about 2 poop her second 1(lol)
a girly
they want 2 name her
entropic empathy
hmm ok
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:32 pm

three little pigs
by mme

so, 3 little pigs are,
while resting after a mud game,
wisely musing..

first pig:
"Pig!I just don't want to be a pie,
i'm so nice and plump, too young to die,
wouldn't it be a shame and blaming cry!
I dream of dying like a proud swine,
to get fat id have all the needed time,
or happy with his love life a smiling boar,
idk which, the vet has not said yet..
but, not as a pig! Pig!"

second pig:
"You foolish piglet! Its your karma, your destiny! Accept it without regret, and be happy if you feed people, your sacrifice will lead you to be reborn as a precious human, so you may eat pork too! So don't squeal, and boar up fast!"

third pig:
"When i die and they process me, id like to be eaten by as many monks as possible!"

1 & 2 pigs:
"What! Blasphemer! Why Monks?? They wouldn't touch your meat! A joke, or what!!"

third pig:
"Yes, but those would have to be some very special monks, wouldn't they?"
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:36 pm

altho
d other
night
i heard d best 1 ever

d Buddha apperas in the world

l h
o m
l m
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:21 pm

THE SNAILS ON Mnt FUJI

A suspicious looking snail, all clad in black, all his belongings on his back, bald-headed but for a basket atop his slimy head, out of which two beady eyes protrude on extendable antlers, is slowly, slowly crawling up mnt Fuji.

Suddenly, another black clad, basket headed snail rushes by our friend at full breathtaking turtle speed, rocketing up mnt Fuji as if there were no tomorrow.

"Hey! Brother! How come you are speeding so? It's a really long way up!"

"I must admit, brother, i am in a hurry for purely selfish reasons!"

"But how, why, brother, we do this for the sake of the living beings, that really do not exist. Out of compassion we climb mnt Fuji, so we can come down and lead beings this way!"

"Well, brother, may the Buddhas help and speed you on your way, so you can reach the peak of mnt Fuji, and come down, so as to teach living beings, that do not exist, how to escape a fat, wheezing and coughing, right now panting up mnt Fuji behind us, hedgehog!"




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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby desert_woodworker on Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:10 pm

"What did one Zen commiserant say to the other?"

"Boy, if it's not One thing, it's Nothing!"

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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:59 am

i mean
im a fan
i said it

tho
joe
1
+
1
=
2
?


11?
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:16 pm

or

may

b

1
+
1
=

3.14...........................
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby bokki on Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:20 pm

or
lets go all in


1
+
1
=
0

l,o j com again
and explain
plain
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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby organizational on Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:45 pm

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Re: Buddhist Jokes

Postby desert_woodworker on Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:26 pm

b.,

bokki wrote: l,o j com again
and explain
plain

Aww, GEE, Maw, do I hafta?

We (in some locales) sometimes say, in a troubled time: "If it's not ONE thing, it's another!"

So, with two, say, Zen Buddhist Abbots commiserating about the challenges of upkeep of their temples -- who by intimate experience through their training are intimately familiar with Oneness, and with Emptiness ("Nothing", colloquially, say), ...well, you see where I'm coming from.

Was it really that opaque? Makes we want to exclaim, myself,

"Boy!, if it's not One thing, it's Nothing!"

:heya:

--Joe

ps (that's the last joke I'll ever "explain" here: it's 'gainst my r'ligion. Now I shall have to go to Confession... ). :blush:
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