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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:11 pm

bokki wrote:would u please, fuki, add some more words to further define ur stance, bcs it tickles me
so i have 2 laugh, but stoopid as i am, cant c what u geting at...LOL


I already forgot what I was getting at bokki :lol2: :peace:

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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:37 am

ok fuki thats a yellow card 4 u, ull have 2 remember, ill question
ok so just 2 punish ill retella joke my friend said,yesterday could not stop laughing with him
said shut up iv gotta breath!
here is 1 of a hundred he served

so d rabbit comes into d bar and sits at the bar and orders a drink
10 min later in comes a fox,goes directly 2 d bar cs the rabbit and
so say
hey rabbit, u fronting again?
rabbit: what? im not in a good mood! outside?
fox: outside!

a few seconds later d rabbit returns
looks around and everybody is looking down and a few whispers
so he sits at d bar again and orders another drink

a few minutes later, in comes d wolf
wolf: hey rabbit u fool, fronting again? there is a comatose fox outside!
rabbit: im not in d mood! outside?
wolf: outside!!!

few seconds later d rabbit is raturning 2 d bar....

few minutes later in comes d bear!
bear: hey rabbit, there is a wolf and a fox sleeping outside?
r u fronting again u fool?
rabbit: im not in the mood now!! outside??
bear: outside!!!

few second later
rabbit returns 2 d bar, every1 is looking down and quiet..

few min later, in walks d lion
lion: there is a fox a wolf and a bear sleeping outside!
rabbit, r u fronting again??
rabbit: lion, leave it alone, im not in d mood today!!!
lion: ur a joke!! outside??
rabbit: outside!!!

5 seconds later, in walks d rabbit..every1 silent..

2 minutes later in comes...a GORILLA
looks around \and says
rabbit u fool iv got 2 go home now!
and every1, don't u touch him!


b :heya:
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:02 am

and thats 4 u fuki. a gent
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:21 pm

so ok d fool cracked 4 d whole night
i told him its5 o'clock :lol2:
no problem
i said its 6 am
its ok whats ur prob :lol2:
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:45 pm

so my out of town friend came visiting..
so many jokes, he tought it was 5 afternoon, it was 5 am

fm leon d mount, true! trure!

ill post some jokes tmrw...and front a fool

mddg u do good
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:16 pm

Not sure if I got the joke bokki

what is fronting? like frowning and farting at the same time?
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:47 pm

Not sure if I got the joke bokki


LOLOLOLOLO......LOL fuki u just tore me up now...... :lol2:
fronting is acting brave bold and aggressive
fuki u rock
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:09 pm

fuki can t stoi]=p laughing, cant type! LOLLOLLOLL...................
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:57 pm

EVIL ANGELS

so, 3 guys a r standing at d top of Eiffel tower
and 1 says to d other 2
if u believe u can do anything!
so he jumps of
and slowly starts gliding of

so, the second 1(lol) says 2 d third
if u belive u can do anything!
so he jumps of
and slowly starts gliding of

so, d third 1 jumps of
and goes quickly down.....SPLASH!!
amd d first angel says 2 d second
we are EVIL ANGELS


this is 4 my bros who sit or or abuse supernatural powers
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Re: play

Postby Spike on Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:55 pm

The University of Georgia football team is about to take the field in a televised bowl game led by their aptly named mascot bulldog “UGA”. UGA sprints out, stops at the center of the field, and there, in front of a national TV audience and 80,000 screaming fans, starts licking his balls.
Bubba and Earl are in their seats on the fifty-yard line, and witness the whole thing close-up. Beer in hand, Bubba turns to Earl, laughs and says, “Hey Earl, check out that dog down there! Wish I could do that!” To which Earl replies, “Bubba, that dog’d bite you!”
……
I heard this on the Grand Ole Opry, either televised or live, I can’t remember which, a long time ago ("licking down there"). I don’t know who told it, but it probably wasn’t Minnie Pearl! ("How-deeee! I’m just so proud to be here!”)
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:44 am

LOL LOL LOLL L O L i cant type! lol spike!
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:21 am

so ok, this is what happened a few months ago
about 11 o'clock in d morning, my friend Mike, lets call him that,
2 meters high and sooo good
knocks on my door, his door
and brings in a lighted cig and ness coffee
and says
its ok
its fine
but y did u rearrange my kitchen last night?
so i say
i just woke up u fool what r u talking about????????????
so he says
come and c!
TRrue!!
his kitchen is rearengend but nicely clean an nice!!!!
and then i remembered.....
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Re: play

Postby Linda Anderson on Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:20 am

:lol2:
you're welcome in my kitchen anytime....
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:17 pm

bokki wrote:so ok, this is what happened a few months ago
about 11 o'clock in d morning, my friend Mike, lets call him that,
2 meters high and sooo good
knocks on my door, his door
and brings in a lighted cig and ness coffee
and says
its ok
its fine
but y did u rearrange my kitchen last night?
so i say
i just woke up u fool what r u talking about????????????
so he says
come and c!
TRrue!!
his kitchen is rearengend but nicely clean an nice!!!!
and then i remembered.....


You and "Mike" pass the dutchy around a lot right? :PP:
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:18 pm

Linda Anderson wrote::lol2:
you're welcome in my kitchen anytime....


Yeah make me and Linda some food and cook a koan for yourself.
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:46 pm

:lol2:
You and "Mike" pass the dutchy around a lot right? :PP:

no fuki
me and mike pass d dutchy around a bit to d left.
i burned my field a few years ago
its only when friends insist
its only my pool i havnt drunk
so i visit d beer bar
actually now i invite it home

and about cooking
back when in jp
they tried 2 put me 2 various tasks
non of which worked out 2 their pleasure
so they asked me 2 cook lunch

simple soba noodles and some soya sauce
but had 2 b exactly cooked and d sauce exact
so d first day no1 complained, hm hm
and i ended up cooking simple noodles 4 d next 3 months
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Re: play

Postby partofit22 on Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:58 pm

Spike wrote:The University of Georgia football team is about to take the field in a televised bowl game led by their aptly named mascot bulldog “UGA”. UGA sprints out, stops at the center of the field, and there, in front of a national TV audience and 80,000 screaming fans, starts licking his balls.
Bubba and Earl are in their seats on the fifty-yard line, and witness the whole thing close-up. Beer in hand, Bubba turns to Earl, laughs and says, “Hey Earl, check out that dog down there! Wish I could do that!” To which Earl replies, “Bubba, that dog’d bite you!”
……
I heard this on the Grand Ole Opry, either televised or live, I can’t remember which, a long time ago ("licking down there"). I don’t know who told it, but it probably wasn’t Minnie Pearl! ("How-deeee! I’m just so proud to be here!”)


I love these two guys .. Same song, two different singers, and I couldn't pick which version is my favorite if I tried .. (Wayne wrote it, Hank covered it) I've seen both live, both shows were a lot of fun ..





and another cover by Hank, Springsteen's Atlantic City .. also a favorite ..

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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:28 pm

partofit22 wrote:I love these two guys .. Same song, two different singers, and I couldn't pick which version is my favorite if I tried .. (Wayne wrote it, Hank covered it) I've seen both live, both shows were a lot of fun ..


First one doesn't play, but I listened to both versions and I can hardly tell the difference, sounds like a "rebirth"
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Re: play

Postby fukasetsu on Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:32 pm

bokki wrote:no fuki
me and mike pass d dutchy around a bit to d left.
i burned my field a few years ago
its only when friends insist
its only my pool i havnt drunk
so i visit d beer bar
actually now i invite it home

and about cooking
back when in jp
they tried 2 put me 2 various tasks
non of which worked out 2 their pleasure
so they asked me 2 cook lunch

simple soba noodles and some soya sauce
but had 2 b exactly cooked and d sauce exact
so d first day no1 complained, hm hm
and i ended up cooking simple noodles 4 d next 3 months


Bokki, you had your own field? :daisy:

what do you mean with "my pool" and what's a jp?
English isnt my native tongue, but when there's abbreviations and urban words
I have a hard time making sense of things you say. :PP:
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Re: play

Postby bokki on Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:01 pm

fuki
bokki, you had your own field? :daisy:
what do you mean with "my pool" and what's a jp?

burned my field means i dont partake of d plant anymore less a friend insists
havent drank my pool means i drink beer still
jp means japan

yep i cooked them simple noodles 4 3 months they did not complain
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